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« on: November 01, 2008, 01:58:59 am » |
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Thought it would be fun to have a thread where anyone could post a Chuck Norris joke  So here goes... Everyone who posts here might wanna just post one joke at a time so we don't burn through most of the best ones so quickly. I'll start this off... Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO. |
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« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2008, 03:02:41 am » |
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Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas...
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and horses are hung like chuck norris
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« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2008, 10:55:51 pm » |
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.
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« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2008, 01:59:48 am » |
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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive |
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« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2008, 08:52:29 pm » |
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Under Chuck Noriss' beard is not a chin, but another fist
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« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2008, 09:21:24 pm » |
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer...sadly for the world, Chuck Norris has never cried.
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