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« on: August 20, 2009, 08:51:50 pm »

· I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

· More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s not only better, but also more directly involves me.

· Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

· I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?

· Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.

· I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

· The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.

· Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.

· There is a great need for sarcasm font.

· Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the f*** was going on when I first saw it.

· I think everyone has a movie that they love so much; it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it.

· How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

· I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

· I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

· The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text.

· A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it.

· Was learning cursive really necessary?

· Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".

· I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

· Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test is absolutely petrifying.

· My brother's Municipal League baseball team is named the Stepdads. Seeing as none of the guys on the team are actual stepdads, I inquired about the name. He explained, "Cuz we beat you, and you hate us." Classy, bro.

· Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

· How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

· I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

· While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.

· MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

· Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

· Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

· I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

· Bad decisions make good stories.

· Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!

· Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?

· If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would probably just be completely invisible.

· Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from; this shouldn't be a problem....

· You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren’t doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

· Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.

· There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

· I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

· "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.

· I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren’t watching this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?'

· While watching the Olympics, I find myself cheering equally for China and USA . No, I am not of Chinese descent, but I am fairly certain that when Chinese athletes don’t win, they are executed.

· I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Darn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

· I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

· I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.

· Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...

· As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

· Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

· I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

· Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it.

· Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I’d bet my a$$ everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time...

· My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the heck do I respond to that?

· It really ticks me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com and the link takes me to a video instead of text.

· I wonder if cops ever get ticked off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.

· I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

· I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.

· The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the bag, saw they had included four sets of plastic silverware. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about it, and then estimate d that there must be at least four people eating to require such a large amount of food. Too bad I was eating by myself. There’s nothing like being made to feel like a fat b@st@rd before dinner.
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« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2009, 01:18:17 am »

Win

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« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2009, 01:27:43 am »

I do the points awarding around here. Afro

50 awesomeness points for this post. *Throws party*.
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« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2009, 02:09:48 am »

So this is why Ace was away for so long! He was compiling funny things into one mega post.
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« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2009, 06:39:44 am »

Oh, the excess of win in this post is simply mind boggling. are you trying to close in on kenji for champion of August?
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« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2009, 11:33:02 am »

Jus' Sayin', ay?
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-august-18-2009/cnn-s-just-sayin-
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« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2009, 10:27:37 pm »

Oh, the excess of win in this post is simply mind boggling. are you trying to close in on kenji for champion of August?

Nope, this makes me grand champion of all time, right here, cuz noone gets this much win in a single post.  Not Baron, Not Kenji, not Anyone.
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« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2009, 05:04:19 am »

Oh, the excess of win in this post is simply mind boggling. are you trying to close in on kenji for champion of August?

Nope, this makes me grand champion of all time, right here, cuz noone gets this much win in a single post.  Not Baron, Not Kenji, not Anyone.

what's that i hear?

ah, the distinctive mating ritual of the Aceborgerae Texanprickdoucettus! Let's watch:

to get ready to mate with the opposite sex, he performs an elaborate routine of sloppily stroking and sucking his own ego to the point of bursting. he then approaches the closest female of the species and attempts to court her with the native mating call: "hey, you know that i'm the king of win right?"

like most members of the animal kingdom, males compete with others for the attention of the opposite sex. Because of the completely unbalanced ratio, the A. Texanprickdoucettus tends not to copulate many times during his lifetime. So chances are, the mating ritual will fail and the A. Texanprickdoucettus will go home only to proceed by himself. This may happen hundreds of times within any given mating season, as the ego of the A. Texanprickdoucettus is easily aroused.

But, if he does succeed, we are thoroughly unprepared to view pictures or videos that may be taken of the event, for the A. Texanprickdoucettus tends to like mementos of his various "conquests."

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« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2009, 05:52:08 am »

May I be the first to say that Kenji is now the Champion of forever. Regardless.
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« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2009, 06:07:04 am »

Oh that is lovely. Now if only we could get the Crocodile Hunter in on this ****.
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« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2009, 06:11:46 am »

Oh that is lovely. Now if only we could get the Crocodile Hunter in on this ****.
I can do a solid impression.
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« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2009, 06:17:59 am »

ouch. Ace feels the one-upmanship of the utterly pimp Kenji The Spy: Baron Special Forces. i'd say better luck next time, but no such luck will be afforded.
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« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2009, 12:38:31 pm »

Now, I'm curious, how did you respond to your daughter asking you about hitting ninjas? Epic Win Ace, Epic Win.
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« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2009, 07:39:59 pm »

Kenji, Manny, Baron, you can all go **** yourselves.  No Smiley.  I mean it.
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« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2009, 08:03:44 pm »

Oh. wonderful. so you'll understand the lack of a smiley when i tell you that i'd really rather continue talking. i love it when you post and/or say something stupid and i get to further expose the idiot that you are. so please, respond. say something. anything. you'd be making my day.

but i'm sure you'd rather shut the **** up now, wouldn't you?
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YEAH NIGGA!!! i have returned you swamp suckin sacks of horse ****. I say this with love mind you. suck a herpes outbreak dick if you don't like it. Biatches.
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