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Match 5: Last Man Standing

Match Writer: Greenbean

The lights dim out as "God's gonna cut you down" by Johnny Cash begins to play. A cross with JDL written on it appears on the Big Screen as a spotlight slowly shines on the entrance curtain. JDL Appears with his hands folded in front of him and looking down at the ground as if he's praying.

Schumacher: The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is for the UWE Prime Time Championship and is a Last Man Standing Match! Introducing first the challenger, from Biloxi, Mississippi, weighing in at two hundred and fifty five pounds...JDL!

After a few moments he looks up placing his hand by his side and slowly walks down the ramp slowly eyeballing the fans on his way to the ring. He slides in the ring and does the father, the son, and the holy ghost type cross motion as he moves to his corner and awaits for the match to begin.

The lights flicker frantically, before shutting off completely around the arena. With the lyrical introduction to “I’m Not Jesus” hits, the lights flicker back on, all green. That is with the exception of one spotlight which shines on Seth Mullen, who is on one knee at the top of the ramp, he wears a black jacket with a hood, as it covers him completely.

Schumacher: And his opponent, from Lowell, Massachusetts, weighing in at two hundred and fifty six pounds, he is the UWE Prime Time Champion...Seth Mullen!

Mullen quickly rises up and rips his jacket off, revealing his ring attire as the windbreaker flutters to the ground. He waltzes to the ring, taking his time as he grins wide at the fans who absolutely **** loathe him for what he’s done. Mullen, now at ringside, jumps onto the ring apron, entering through the second and third ring ropes.

JDL tries to get the jump on Seth Mullen while the official is holding up the Championship by coming charging at him-WHITE OUT!!! SETH MULLEN JUST TOOK HIS HEAD OFF RIGHT AWAY!!!!! JDL's eyes roll up into the big of his head as Mullen lets out one hell of a roar, not impressed with JDL, who could probably be on the floor for over a minute here.

Mullen now climbs out of the ring then pulls a limp JDL underneath the bottom ropes, he's not done with him, not by a long shot as he grabs the head of JDL and just rams him into the turnbuckle post, cracking his skull in the process. Seth then finds a steel chair from underneath the ring apron and blasts JDL right in the face with it, busting him open instantly as Seth Mullen has this match over more or less before it's begun.

Hugh Reynolds: Gotta admit, I never saw this one coming.

Bobby Moroso: Seth Mullen is a beast!

Hugh Reynolds: This is one of the few times I'll ever side with Mullen, but he's against these preaching bastards, so here's to him.

Seth now gets JDL back up to his feet and hip tosses him right into the barricade infront of the UWE fans, who seem solidly behind Seth Mullen for this one time only too. Mullen crouches down to JDL and says: "you're finished" as he now strips the announce table to it's clear basics, with one thing on his mind.

Mullen now puts JDL up onto the announce table as he joins his opponent on the table, which seems quite shaky, but is able to hold their weight and now Seth picks JDL up and hoists him onto his shoulders-THE GLASS CEILING!!!! Mullen just drove him through the table and probably shattered at least a few bones in the process!!

Seth seems to have hurt himself a little then, but nowhere near what he hurt JDL as he looks at the official aggresively and yells: "now count him!" The ref has no option but to count and Seth stands, smug over his prone opponent in one of the most one sided Pay-Per-View matches in the history of UWE...

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Schumacher: Here is your winner, and STTIIILLLLLLLLLLL UWE Prime Time Champion...Seth Mullen!

Not a scratch on his body not a drop of sweat broken. Seth Mullen snatches his championship belt, holding it up high as he then leaves the ringside area, not even paying attention to the destruction he's laid in on JDL.