October 18th Results!

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Match 1
Kirinsky       Vs       

Match Writer: Greenbean

The lights cut off to black. Fake snow drops from the rafters onto the entrance ramp as “Vietnam” by Crystal Castles plays. Mikael emerges in a chorus of boos. He smiles smugly behind a black Red Army cap, and behind a solid platoon of muscle-bound bodyguards.

Schumacher: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Vietnam, Crystal Castles, weighing in at one hundred and eighty pounds...Mikael Kirinsky!

They escort him to the ring, where he hops on the ring apron, jumps onto the turnbuckle, and poses for the crowd. Girls shriek as he peels off his black t-shirt and backflips down to the ring. With a small wave, Mikael dismisses his bodyguards to the back, while he warms up in the ring.

Jimmy Hendrix’s unmistakable guitar riff takes to the speakers as William Haze and Naima energetically appear from backstage, pausing for a moment atop the stage to bask in the staggeringly loud response of the crowd in attendance. Their walk to the ring looks like something out of a Rolling Stones documentary as the two strut down the aisle. Once they make it to the bottom of the ramp they stop. Haze surveys the crowd, raising his arm into a fist as Naima stands besides him, flashing smiles to all the fans. After a few moments Naima springs forward onto the apron, doing a quick little shimmy for the crowd before entering the ring.

Schumacher: And his opponent, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at two hundred and thirty five pounds...William Haze!

Haze quickly fixes his fro and slides in after her, then walks over to the middle of the ring ropes and climbs it, one foot on the center rope and one on the bottom rope, and lifts his right arm, yelling back at the fans to get them fired up. Naima can be seen clapping in the background and blowing kisses to the crowd as Haze does the same pose for the opposing side of the ring.

William Haze has a point to prove from last week and has a chance to do it here against Kirinsky, the man making his UWE debut tonight. He sees this as a chance to get to winning ways against this puny-looking young man.

Haze smiles and says: "you're mine" as he comes running at Kirinsky...but Kirinsky dropkicks him in the knee! Kirinsky then mounts the shoulders of William Haze-OMG!!! Kirinsky just hit a reverse hurricanrana! He covers William Haze shockingly, for a three...

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Schumacher: Here is your winner...Mikael Kirinsky!

Jumping up into the air, delighted with his debut win, Kirinsky in one for one as he hugs the referee and shows plenty energy in celebrating his win.

[Greenbean]

Match 1
Kirinsky       Vs       

Match Writer: Greenbean

The lights cut off to black. Fake snow drops from the rafters onto the entrance ramp as “Vietnam” by Crystal Castles plays. Mikael emerges in a chorus of boos. He smiles smugly behind a black Red Army cap, and behind a solid platoon of muscle-bound bodyguards.

Schumacher: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Vietnam, Crystal Castles, weighing in at one hundred and eighty pounds...Mikael Kirinsky!

They escort him to the ring, where he hops on the ring apron, jumps onto the turnbuckle, and poses for the crowd. Girls shriek as he peels off his black t-shirt and backflips down to the ring. With a small wave, Mikael dismisses his bodyguards to the back, while he warms up in the ring.

Jimmy Hendrix’s unmistakable guitar riff takes to the speakers as William Haze and Naima energetically appear from backstage, pausing for a moment atop the stage to bask in the staggeringly loud response of the crowd in attendance. Their walk to the ring looks like something out of a Rolling Stones documentary as the two strut down the aisle. Once they make it to the bottom of the ramp they stop. Haze surveys the crowd, raising his arm into a fist as Naima stands besides him, flashing smiles to all the fans. After a few moments Naima springs forward onto the apron, doing a quick little shimmy for the crowd before entering the ring.

Schumacher: And his opponent, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at two hundred and thirty five pounds...William Haze!

Haze quickly fixes his fro and slides in after her, then walks over to the middle of the ring ropes and climbs it, one foot on the center rope and one on the bottom rope, and lifts his right arm, yelling back at the fans to get them fired up. Naima can be seen clapping in the background and blowing kisses to the crowd as Haze does the same pose for the opposing side of the ring.

William Haze has a point to prove from last week and has a chance to do it here against Kirinsky, the man making his UWE debut tonight. He sees this as a chance to get to winning ways against this puny-looking young man.

Haze smiles and says: "you're mine" as he comes running at Kirinsky...but Kirinsky dropkicks him in the knee! Kirinsky then mounts the shoulders of William Haze-OMG!!! Kirinsky just hit a reverse hurricanrana! He covers William Haze shockingly, for a three...

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Schumacher: Here is your winner...Mikael Kirinsky!

Jumping up into the air, delighted with his debut win, Kirinsky in one for one as he hugs the referee and shows plenty energy in celebrating his win.

[Greenbean]

Match 2
       Vs       

Match Writer: Greenbean

As we return from a commercial break, both Callos Callos and Felicia Durante are standing in the ring, performing a couple of last minute warm-ups as we're ready to see the match that didn't take place last week due to time constrains.

The referee asks Felicia if she's ready, she nods, then the same question is posed to Callos, who also nods, but just before the ref calls for the bell "Fight" hits the p.a. system and out comes a man we haven't seen for what appears to be an age in UWE, it's the owner, it's Greenbean! With a mic in his hand, he recieves a glorious ovation as his music is cut short.

Greenbean: Guys, I am so, so sorry but this cannot take place, not now. With us having a pay-per-view in a weeks time, the production team have put together a video to hype up the event, which needs to play now. I'm sorry, but we need to dim the lights and you guys need to leave the ring. This match will happen eventually though, I promise and I'm sorry again.

As promised, we now fade to advertisements of the upcoming Fight Night Pay-Per-View.

[Greenbean]

Match 3: Non-Title
       Vs       

Match Writer: Greenbean

The lights flicker frantically, before shutting off completely around the arena. With the lyrical introduction to “I’m Not Jesus” hits, the lights flicker back on, all green. That is with the exception of one spotlight which shines on Seth Mullen, who is on one knee at the top of the ramp, he wears a black jacket with a hood, as it covers him completely.

Schumacher: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Lowell, Massachusetts, weighing in at two hundred and fifty six pounds...Seth Mullen!

Mullen quickly rises up and rips his jacket off, revealing his ring attire as the windbreaker flutters to the ground. He waltzes to the ring, taking his time as he grins wide at the fans who absolutely **** loathe him for what he’s done. Mullen, now at ringside, jumps onto the ring apron, entering through the second and third ring ropes.

"Down with the sickness" hits the p.a system now and that's time for only one man to make his arrival.

Schumacher: And the opponent, from Albuquerque, New Mexico, weighing in at two hundred and twenty pounds...Wolf Renegade!

Wolf rides to the ring on his burnt orange Harley before taking off his jacket and throwing his shades into the crowd as he enters the ring.

The match begins with Seth Mullen attacking Wolf Renegade from behind after the bell rings while Wolf was still getting prepared for the match. Seth Mullen starts to beat down Renegade and then hits a leg drop to the back of the head. Seth Mullen lifts Renegade and throws him into the ropes, hitting a powerslam on Wolf’s return. Seth Mullen goes for the quick cover...

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Kickout! Wolf Renegade pushes the Mullen off him, but it is only for a moment as Seth Mullen starts hitting Renegade with hard right hands, forcing the ref to step in and break it up. But then as Renegade gets to his feet Seth Mullen puts him inbetween his legs and hits a huge piledriver, surely ending the match as Seth Mullen covers again...

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Kickout! Once again Renegade will not stay down. He is raised to his feet by Seth Mullen. Mullen swings for Renegade, but Wolf ducks, kicks his opponent in the gut and hoists him up for the H.A!!! But Mullen manages to slide over and land on his feet, instead of going on the offense, he quickly rolls out of the ring, deciding to live to fight another day, as he walks backwards up the entrance ramp saying "no, no, no" causing Wolf Renegade to get frustrated as Mullen disappears behind the curtain and the referee's count reaches ten.

Schumacher: The winner of this match as a result of a countout...Wolf Renegade!

Renegade's entrance music hits, and a little smile hits his face as he leaves the ring, he would've much preferred to win the match by pinfall or submission.

[Greenbean]

Main Event
   Vs       Vs   

Match Writer: Greenbean

Wildcard begins the match against Jools Kingdom by attacking him as everyone else leaves the ring. Wildcard continues to offload on Jools Kingdom and takes him over the top rope with a clothesline. Wildcard's partner Marvin Wood then begins to offload on Jools on the outside and then rolls him back into the ring before his partner Paradox can do anything about it.

Wildcard then tries the rattle the brain of Kingdom with right hands but it seems as though Wildcard doesn't quite have enough sting behind his rights as Wildcard goes to Irish whip Jools, only to get reversed. Jools Kingdom now raises his boot but Wildcard manages to slow himself down before grabbing Kingdom’s leg and pulling on it with all his strength which unbalances The UWE Champion before essentially taking him down to the mat. The co-number one contender to that title is a smart competitor when he is in the ring which he proves by directly attacking the leg of Wildcard which will hinder the slightly bigger opponent when he tries to move. Wildcard drags his foe over to his corner before tagging in Marvin Wood. Marvin Wood and Wildcard both now wrap their legs around each leg of Jools Kingdom before rolling forward, slamming Kingdom’s head onto the mat with force. Wildcard now exits the ring, leaving Marvin in the ring with Kingdom. Marvin Wood then winds Jools Kingdom with a Standing Legdrop then he quickly covers Kingdom…

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Kickout! Haven enters the ring before kicking Marvin Wood off of Jools Kingdom, preventing the match from ending without either himself or his partner Efinn Rox can get a piece of the action. Paradox then quickly mounts the turnbuckle and he lands a perfect Missile Dropkick on Marvin Wood, helping out his tag team partner in the process. The referee then begins to get Paradox to leave the ring, but as he does so he does not see a quick double team by Efinn Rox and Haven as they both lift Paradox then slam him down with force, hitting a double flapjack. Efinn Rox now drags Marvin Wood into his corner as Haven tags himself into the match by slapping an unaware Marvin Wood on the back.

Haven now smashes the back of Jools Kingdom with heavy right hands before guiding him back up to his feet, but only so Haven can then drive his knee into the mid-section of Kingdom and then send him face straight into the mat with a big DDT; Haven now manages to rolls Jools Kingdom over…

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Kickout! Haven begins to lift Jools, but Kingdom hits a snap suplex lightening fast, which brings Efinn Rox back in the ring with a forearm to the back of Kingdom's head, sending him to the floor. Paradox is sick of seeing this happen as he now rushes in to start brawling with Efinn Rox before forcing him over the top rope.

Hugh Reynolds: This match right here is just proof that being the top dog in UWE makes you a wanted man.

With fighting going on outside the ring, Wildcard sucker punches his own partner Marvin Wood, knocking him off the apron! He climbs into the ring Royal Flush on Jools Kingdom!! Without a care in the World for winning the match, Wildcard leaves the ring as Haven covers Jools Kingdom...

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Schumacher: Here are your winners...Haven and Efinn Rox!

Back into the ring climbs Rox as he and Haven touch knuckles before Haven leaves the ring, with Efinn Rox standing over Jools Kingdom and Wildcard looking on from the entrance ramp, we fade to black to end the broadcast.