Rap Battle! tournament!

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The way it works is people sign up for the battle and after I put 2 or 5 people in 1 battle, then whoever has the best rap, will move on and then at the end will be crowned UWE Rap battle champion! We need atleats 4 - 6 people to get started. Also everytime a person win's they will be awarded with karma + ( Iknow it's stupid but what else can I award them with)

I'll give you guys an example on how the rap should be
Storm such a loser,
probably a user,
Defenitly a booser,

Your so incredily dumb,
you think your so cool,
But as of right now you are a fool,

Last week you won yo match,
but next week thats not the case,
as I bust yo ass, as the doc gives you a cast

you got no life
not even a knife,
but who knows
maybe u got some nasty ass lice

Just in awhile that title will be in ma hand
On the other hand ma style is bland!

Storm dont get angry, I couldent think of anything else

Think your good enough then sign up so we can start.

UWE Rappers

Round 1:  AB   /vs/   KoA > You----Winner: KoA > You
Round 1: Michael Storm /vs/ Eugo ----Winner: Eugo
Round 1: MDE /vs/ ESPIO232----Espio win's by default
Round 1: The Savior™ vs zion

Round 2:  Espio vs Eugo
Round 2:          vs         

Round 3:          vs         

Rap Battle Champ:            !
*Note* I will not be in because I do not want people to think I'm biased and also it's fair because I'm also the judge

[.khanboy]

The way it works is people sign up for the battle and after I put 2 or 5 people in 1 battle, then whoever has the best rap, will move on and then at the end will be crowned UWE Rap battle champion! We need atleats 4 - 6 people to get started. Also everytime a person win's they will be awarded with karma + ( Iknow it's stupid but what else can I award them with)

I'll give you guys an example on how the rap should be
Storm such a loser,
probably a user,
Defenitly a booser,

Your so incredily dumb,
you think your so cool,
But as of right now you are a fool,

Last week you won yo match,
but next week thats not the case,
as I bust yo ass, as the doc gives you a cast

you got no life
not even a knife,
but who knows
maybe u got some nasty ass lice

Just in awhile that title will be in ma hand
On the other hand ma style is bland!

Storm dont get angry, I couldent think of anything else

Think your good enough then sign up so we can start.

UWE Rappers

Round 1:  AB   /vs/   KoA > You----Winner: KoA > You
Round 1: Michael Storm /vs/ Eugo ----Winner: Eugo
Round 1: MDE /vs/ ESPIO232----Espio win's by default
Round 1: The Savior™ vs zion

Round 2:  Espio vs Eugo
Round 2:          vs         

Round 3:          vs         

Rap Battle Champ:            !
*Note* I will not be in because I do not want people to think I'm biased and also it's fair because I'm also the judge

[AB]

Yo, Wat kinda rap was that
I'm take a **** on that i'm bout dat
Get a piece of paper write ya rhymes down
Your wack C'mon dawg Let go another round
You see how i be spitting it look cheesy
But my flowing is so breezy
I make my **** look so great
Gimme that  beats gimme the town
my sound will  knock the speakers all around.
See, There is plenty of wack ass people flowing.
But, Were are you going? Your still here you might be scared
you don't want none, Thats called fear! Don't worry i won't embarrass you,
I don't want to  hurt your feelings my rhymes will shake buildings
So if u want some come get sum ****... Now leave an go off my ****!

[.khanboy]

Ok so I'll put you on the card

[Chris Horton]

Heh, I may have a go at this in tomorrow, pretty tired at the moment so not now, it will end up an embarrasment if I try now.

[.khanboy]

k when ever your ready but ill put you on the card

[AB]

C'mon on dawg. Do ya rap, you must be scurred. I got 3 rap albums out, hit song on myspace, Called:Ab:My drink and my bitchs. I got its all so, Lets go!!!

[.khanboy]

k but are u gonn rap to win the battle, I rap old school, I mostly make beats and beat box but I can rap too

[Chris Horton]

Ok, here's the entry for against AB...

AB, man, you call that a rap?
Dude, I swear, yesterday I took a better crap.
What the hell was that last line about; you copying John Cena.
Man, this just makes you seem like a total weiner.
Your Mum said I was reaaaal good dude, the best she ever had,
Truth is though that she did it with me first, which makes me your Dad!
Your flowing is so breezy?
Dude, I've thought of better lines than that when I was flying high...Easy!
Sure, this rap ain't the best,
Rap ain't my thing, but I like doing it as much as the rest.
It's just another way for me to insult someone,
Which by the way, I do better than everyone.
So tuck your tail between you legs and run full speed ahead,
Because dude, The King of Awesomeness is coming for your head!

[.khanboy]

Congrats KoA > You, you now advance to the second round

[Michael Storm]

I **** hate rap, but to prove it takes no talent I will enter.

[Chris Horton]

I **** hate rap, but to prove it takes no talent I will enter.

Which, my good man, is exactly what I've just proven.

Your three albums look weak now, huh AB?

[Michael Storm]

hahahah, sweet.  I'll try.

Hey.  What's up Gangster Clown?
Are you ready for another round?
Want to listen to music that doesn't suck.
Or are you just too ignorant to give a ****?
I mean you're the kind of dumbass who complains about ****.
And I bet a hundred dollars you've never seen a tit.
You retarded rap fan, I bet you stay at home licking on a pickle.
I remember fifty cent when he was just a nickel.
So stop rapping and making this contest.
Becuase I just verbally took a **** on your chest.

[Mde]

def put me in this shiz.

[Eugo]

All you white boys go on the verbal attack!?
I got pubes bigger than you on my ballsack
You mess with me you gotta be on crack
I'll **** you up then give your boyfriend a smack
my wit is sharper than a sharp thumbtack
You give your best **** and I serve it right back!

The last guy that faced me went alone and wallowed
but buddy your the load your mom should have swallowed
The best part of you ran down your moms leg
and whenever I come in she starts to beg
I'm the one for her, I can do her better
I leave so much hair between her teeth she can knit herself a sweater

If anyone can beat me, that would be a swerve
but mother fucker right now you just got SERRRVEDDD

PEACE

[Keith]

Im in if not to late

Diz aint Rappn, im Just $pittin Da Truth
Yall Know Espio Hot When I Get in Da Booth
Dudes Twistin a Blunt or Just sippin Some Goose
My Squad Ridin' High And We liftin' Da Roof
So is You Gettin Me DuKe,My Bloc on Fire
Try To take it from us and Dem SHOTS gone Fire
Dudes Say they REAL but they hop on WIRES
But Snitchin' On G A Get you popped on FLYERS
We Flyers Cuz we Fly
But try us and you'll Die
Blowin' On diz Haze got me higher den DA sky
dudes test da best so I copped a Second VEST
When Diz Crome At yo Dome Aint NO time TO SECOND GUESS
My dude Cello Got Dat TEC, My dude Low Got Dat Pump
If we hangin' Out we bangin' Out We'll LEAVE A DUDE SLUMP
And wit Diz Flama Im DANGA, Im breakin dudes shoulders
Forget Snatchin' A dudes Hoopty, im TAKE'n dudes ROVERS
Yall dudes Dont Sell, So yall NEVER Seein' Bolders
Only Way Yall Touch Coke Is If YALL dudes DRINKIN' SODAS
YALL THINK YALL KINDA COOL WE MY DUDES KINDA COLDER
RECONIZE THE GAME ESPIO TAKEIN' OVER