Royal Rumble Results!

The Royal Rumble Match
Match 3: 30 Superstar Royal Rumble

Match Writers: Angelus/Greenbean

Hugh:
And now, the match we’ve all been waiting for. The winner, will headline Wrestlemania in the main event on the show of his or her choosing for the title of his or her choosing. It’s one of the most highly antici-

Frank:
Ah shut up already, will ya! Christ. Everyone knows it’s one of the biggest matches in UWE. They don’t need you to spend ten minutes telling them what they already know. Arrogant pampas ass...

Hugh:
Frank, I’d like to think it’s been a pleasure and an honor tonight...

Frank:
You would, wouldn’t you? Ass.

Bobby:
Whoa! He always like this?

Alex:
A grouchy old goat? Yep...

Frank:
You two ****-birds be quiet.

Hugh:
Um...you can’t say that on here.

Frank:
The hell I can’t, mooley. Now if you ladies are done with your chit-chattin’ I’d like to call a match. The right way. Like Alex and I do on Blackout.

Bobby:
Blackout! Now there’s a show...NOT.

Frank:
You got something you wanna say, fatso? The next strudel the gets crammed down your mouth is gonna be your own...Pasta gobbling mother fuh-

Alex:
WHOA! Okay then, so it looks like our first entrant is about to come out-

“SINNERS! THEY’RE ALL GOING TO A FIERY HELL!” ‘Them bones’ starts to play over the PA, declaring Scylla as the number one entrant in the Rumble. Scylla makes her way out on stage and down the ramp, sliding into the ring. She turns, looking confident as ever as she waits for the second entry...

‘Power trippin’ begins over the speakers now, and the fans go nuts as they see Stoner come walking out on stage, eyes just as blood-shot as ever with the dumbest grin to match. He walks down the ramp, pointing and laughing with some fans “Yeah...the rumble, man! I’m in this biscuit eater!” Stoner stops at the bottom of the ramp and looks into the ring at Scylla. Time for the serious face! But...there’s no change. Stoner slides into the ring and stands up, looking at Scylla with his ‘serious face’. Scylla seems a little sickened by him. She just shakes her head, then points to the ramp and shouts something. Stoner looks, taking the bait, and Scylla strikes! She comes at him with a fore arm that sends him wobbling back! Stoner looks at Scylla taken by surprise, and then comes back on his own! He rushes Scylla grabbing her and spinning her around as he directs her into the ropes!

Frank:
Blackout vs Showdown!

Bobby:
Maybe we’ll see which show really reigns supreme here.

Alex:
Well, recent polls have shown the fans prefer Blackout to showdown. And in the end, who’s opinion matters more? The people who pay to see our wrestlers perform, or fat shitty mobster wannabe?

Scylla comes back to Stoner who quickly leaps up and catches her in a swinging neck breaker! Scylla hits the mat hard, but the camera quickly directs to the ramp as Raven is seen running down the ramp. Fans throw some boos as they see him, even shouting at him “YOU SUCK!” He slides in, clothesli-NOPE! Stoner ducks and as Raven turns around Stoner hops up and drop kicks him! Raven goes stumbling back against the ropes, but is quick to bounce off and come back at Stoner. He swings again, but Stoner ducks AGAIN! This time Scylla’s up. It’s showdown star and showdown star against Blackout-SHE WHIPS RAVEN INTO THE ROPES AND LANDS A DROP KICK TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!!! Raven falls against the ropes, Scylla’s on her hands and knees attempting to get back up when Stoner runs and uses her body to step up into the air as he leaps and kicks Raven, sending Raven over the top rope! RAVEN IS ELIMINATED!

Hugh:
OH! TERRIBLE NEWS FOR SHOWDOWN! Stoner just used Scylla as a stepping stool and eliminated Raven!

Alex:
I think she might be pissed Stoner stole her elimination from her.

Frank:
A woman’s wrath gentlemen. I’ve been married 50 years...I know the last thing you do is make a dame mad...

Scylla glares at Stoner who appears all happy until he turns around see’s the fiery eyes of Scylla. However, the moment is quickly shattered as Masahide appears in the ring. He grabs Stoner, placing him in a hammer lock and then snaps back for a suplex! Stoner is rocked! Masa quickly gets up and turns to Scylla who comes out swinging at him. HERE COMES THE ALMIGHTY ACE KILLER!!! Masa kicks Scylla in the stomach and sends her head first into the turnbuckle as Ace Killer jumps on to the apron and goes to the opposite turnbuckle, he climbs up, but Masa’s on to him. Masa comes running and leaps up, using her arms like some battering ram as he rams right into Ace Killer and sends him flying back out of the ring! ACE KILLER IS ELIMINATED! Masa turns around Scylla kicks him in the groin! AND PLANTS HIM WITH A DDT!!!

Frank:
Well...dame’s got some fight.

Hugh:
And you can catch more of Scylla on Monday night Sho-

Frank:
I’m not above kickin’ your ass...

Alex:
That’s the sound of Hugh’s foot getting stuck in his own mouth, boys and girls.

Scylla stands over Masa now, looking satisfied. Then she turns around to see Stoner pulling himself up on the ropes. Scylla looks to take advantage, grabbing his legs and trying to tilt him over the top rope. But stoner fights it. He kicks his legs as much as he can and squirms. SHE GETS HIM OVER!!! But his feet never touch! Stoner rolls back inside the ring from the outside apron, Scylla’s furious. She starts stomping him all over all meanwhile Stoner is shouting “AH-OW! WATCH THE FINGERS BISCUIT EATER!” Finally he grabs her leg, and trips her. Stoner gets up and hops to the middle rope, bouncing off and turning in mid-air to connect a legBUSAIKU KNEE KICK BY MASAHIDE! Masa comes outta NO WHERE! Stoner is sprawled out on the mat staring up at the ceiling now as Masa stands up, the crowd is BOOING! Masa now turns to Scylla, and the buzzer goes off. X comes running down the ramp, with Masa standing by, keeping both an eye on Scylla and now X.

Alex:
Okay, Masa’s kick thing was impressive. Frank, I’m starting to worry for Blackout here. Stoner’s in there with a buncha Showdown people.

Frank:
He’s still in there though, that’s all that matters.

X goes right for Masa, unleashing a flurry of punches but Masa is delivering just as many. Meanwhile Scylla is getting back to her feet. She looks at the two men who are fighting toe to toe and charges at them, Scylla goes into the air for a cross body, crashing into both men! The countdown starts again. 5...4....3.....2....1......JAKE DANIELS!!! Jake comes hauling ass down the ramp and is to the ring in no time. He slides in, hops up, targeting Scylla right off the bat. Scylla stands by the ropes, and see’s Jake coming...Scylla quickly drops down, pulling the top rope with her and Jake goes over the top rope! But he lands on the apron! Scylla stands up and headbutts him, sending him off the apron! JAKE DANIELS IS ELIMINATED! But Masa knees Scylla in the gut, and then knees her viciously in the face! Scylla falls to the mat, X clubs Masa from behind and then picks him up for a back body drop!

Frank:
And Masa goes down! What a rumble!

Alex:
hey...what’s Stoner doing?

Stoner comes up behind X, taps him on the shoulder, X spins around ready to defend himself and swings but misses. Stoner retaliates with his trademark TAIL WHIP! X is BLINDED! BLINDED HE IS! He holds his eyes and turns all around. Stoner then comes up behind him, grabs him, and flips him over the ropes! X IS ELIMINATED!

Bobby:
Bye-Bye for X!

The clock is counting down once again though. The crowd all watch and count along with it...5...4...3...2....1.....BUZZZZZZZZ! ACE BORGER!!!

Hugh:
OH MAN! HERE WE GO! ANOTHER GREAT ENTRANT FROM SHOWDOWN!

Ace charges down the ramp and slides in, Stoner comes at him but Ace quickly tackles him down and then hops back up, Scylla catches Ace with a closed fist right to the face! She then lands a swift kick to the knee and Ace stumbles down a little. She grabs him, and goes for a ddt but Ace reverses and picks Scylla up, going for a running powerSCYLLA REVERSES IT INTO THE DDT ANYWAY!!! Scylla is going the distance, showing how badly she wants this match. Masa tries to come up behind her but she reverses and gets around him, then bulldogs him in the middle of the ring!!!! Scylla is standing tall above everyone else now! And then Ace is back up. He charges into Scylla, kneeing her first and then lifts her on his back, Ace is possibly going for the move he likes to call “dying tired”

Hugh:
Dying tired coming up! This could be it for Scylla!

Before Ace can connect it, Sean Martin comes sliding in and kicks Ace in the knee! Ace drops Scylla, nearly dropping her on her head, and then battles back with Sean. He backhands Sean Martin and sends him staggering, then kicks him in the stomach and picks him up with ease in powerbomb position. But instead of powerbombing Martin in the ring Ace carries him to the ropes. The fans all gasp-HE CAN’T! Ace Borger POWERBOMBS Sean Martin not only OVER the ropes, but OVER a turnbuckle and lands him directly on the stairs! Martin’s shoulder bone is nearly poking through the skin as he lies on the ground out cold.

Bobby:
That’s how we handle you Bla*THUD*

Alex:
HOLY SHI-not only did Ace powerbomb the crap outta Martin, but Frank Leary just introduced Bobby’s face to the Showdown crew’s announce table.

Frank:
I warned em! I warned em! Sonsabitches!

Back in the ring, we see Stoner now slugging it out with Ace in the corner of the ring, and Scylla launching an attack on Masa. Masa suddenly grabs Scylla by the head of her hair and CHUCKS HER OVER THE TOP ROPE! Scylla, in mid-air reaches out of desperation for the ropes as her arms are flailing about. He grabs the top rope with her left hand, body swinging down towards the ground outside, she tops, HER FEET NEVER TOUCHING!!! Masa turns doing a little victory dance hoping to spite the thought-to-be eliminated Scylla. But Scylla grabs the top rope with her right hand and pulls her self back in the ring, landing behind him. She now stands behind him with a smile on her face. Then quickly hops up on the turnbuckle and leaps off for the atonement! Masa gets planted face first into the mat!!! Then she turns around, here comes ACE BORGER!!! Scylla stops him with a kick to the gut and goes for a suplex, only Ace uses his size to put a block on the move, and reverses Scylla with a suplex of his own! STONER COMES FLYING FROM OUT OF NO WHERE, DIVING AND TAKING ACE DOWN WITH HIM! The sound of the buzzer echoes through out the arena as Maddox makes his way down the ramp. Stoner stands up, he’s the only one standing. Maddox gets in and lets out a powerful roar-like cry, showing how pumped and ready he is! Stoner tilts his head, and gives one right back, telling Maddox to bring it on! Maddox begins to approach Stoner, who then reacts by grabbing the rising Masahide, who’s on his hands and knees, and shoves him head first, hitting Maddox ‘below the belt’. Then he grabs Maddox, and looks to the crowd as he points over the ropes. The crowd goes insane with approval. Stoner leads him on, and then throws him over the ropes!

Frank:
That kid sure is on a roll!

Alex:
Probably had him a roll or two before coming out here...

Stoner basks in his glory as the clock counts down once more. When the buzzer goes off, the world nearly stops. “RIOT MAKER” comes over the PA, and none other than UWE Hall of Famer, MDE comes out.

Frank:
AH! WHAT THE...GOD DAMMIT!

Alex:
Whoa, what the f-ck is this ****!?!

Hugh:
THAT is Showdown’s weapon X! THE RETURN OF JAMIE STEVENS!

Alex:
This is why no one watches your show. You let guys who have better looking hair than have talent.

Stoner turns to the ramp as he see’s MDE making his way down. It was MDE who ended Stoner’s World heavyweight title reign just over a year ago. But meanwhile, Ace is setting his sights on Stoner. He grabs Stoner and takes him down, trying to lock in the triangle choke hold...

Alex:
Submissions are useless!

Frank:
He’s trying to wear him down. Won’t work though. Blackout wrestlers are top notch. Ace would know that if he wouldn’t of jumped ship.

MDE enters the ring in a mixed reaction from the fans. Scylla’s eyes, Masahide’s eyes, they all look on the now-turned-outsider. MDE taunts them on, and both charge him at the same time. He dodges them both, showing he’s still sharp on his toes. Then Ace releases Stoner and stands up, he grabs MDE and turns him around, but MDE lands an elbow to Ace’s face, then back rolls over him and shoves Ace toward the other two. Masa and Scylla both knee Ace and then grab him-JOINT SUPLEX! Masa and Scylla sit up, looking over at each other surprised, until Scylla clobbers him and gets up to her feetFADED GLORMDE MISSES!!! Scylla dodges the bullet and Stoner comes in, he kicks MDE-STUNNER!!! MDE is phased dramatically, Stoner and Scylla grab him and lift his feet over, dropping him off the ring apron and to the outside! MDE ELIMINATED!

Frank:
What was that about Showdown’s weapon X?

Scylla goes to attack Stoner but caught by Masa. Masa scoops her up on his shoulders and slams her down into the mat! BUT HERE COMES ANDERSON!!! Anderson hits the ring and puts everyone on notice! He levels Stoner! Masa! And ACE! Anderson then turns to the downed Scylla. His eyes set on his target. He circles her, waiting. But Ace Borger is resilient. He will not stay down for anyone. He comes back, raising Anderson off the ground and plants him on the mat as hard as he can with a back body drop! Before you know it, the buzzer sounds out again and it’s Sanguine who comes running down the ramp. Sanguine enters, and goes right for Ace with a series of kicks and punches. It doesn’t take Ace long to catch on of Sanguine’s legs though. He raises him up, pressing one hand into Sanguine’s abdomen, and then Sanguine to the ground. Sanguine rolls back up to his feet, running back at Ace and connects a missile dropkick on Ace!

Masa is shown delivering a german suplex to Stoner straight into the turnbuckle. Stoner crumbles to the mat and rolls in pain as Masa stands up and is met by Sanguine who runs and jumps to the top rope, and then leaps back off spinning in mid air connecting a roundhouse!

Hugh:
BEAUTIFUL!!!

Alex:
Hey, hey, the buzzer should be going off...

Right! The buzzer goes off, and Maria is the next entrant! She runs down, slides in and sizes up Sanguine while he isn’t looking. But Scylla has her sights set as well. She approaches Maria, turns her around, and Maria goes for the chick kick that KO’d Orion, BUT SCYLLA DODGES! She catches her leg, spins her around then kicks her right in the face!!! Maria’s eyes roll back, and Scylla grabs her before she can fall. She lifts her up on her shoulders and carries her over, then dumps her out of the ring! MARIA IS ELIMINATED! Then we see Ace dumps Anderson over, who lands awkwardly as his knee twists one way and leg the other!! ANDERSON IS ELIMINATED!!! By the looks of it, Anderson needs help to the back too! Time for the fifteenth entrant...NEWLY SIGNED CHRISTINE VALENTINE COMES RUNNING DOWN!

Frank:
Someone say beautiful?

Hugh:
Well actually, I was referring too…

Frank:
Quiet you!

Hitting Ace with a low blow, Scylla is the only person in the ring standing at the moment as she cracks her knuckles looking at Christine who gets into the ring. “Fresh meat” says Scylla, but Christine isn’t backing down, she gets right into the face of Scylla…**** SLAP! Scylla just slapped the taste out of Christine’s mouth, but Christine doesn’t back down, she simply wipes her mouth then slaps Scylla with an equally vicious slap, definitely displeasing the former IC Champ. Scylla now tackles Christine down to the mat as the two start rolling around on top of each other, beating one another’s heads and pulling one another’s hair.

Bobby:
Catfight! CATFIGHT!!

Frank:
For the love of God will you get that tongue back in your mouth. You a grown man Bob, act like it!

All the guy decide to leave the ladies to it as Masahide stomps away at Ace Borger in one corner, while Sanguine is desperately trying to eliminate Stoner, who’s got a secure grip on the top ropes. The buzzer and entrant number 16 is: ESPIO! Espio receives a light applause from the fans as he rushes to the ring, targeting Father Sanguine by blasting him on the back, saving Stoner in the process. Espio now hit’s a standing dropkick on Sanguine, which sends the former World Champ to the ground. Espio’s getting excited here and Irish whips Sanguine into the turnbuckle, he spins around-BOOM! A hard kick to the skull from Christine Valentine, who in one move shows the World that she means business by just dropping Espio!

Meanwhile, Stoner has now recovered and comes charging at Masahide, but Masahide lowers his head and flips Stoner over the top ropes…STONER HANGS ON!! The fans get loud, more out of nervousness than anything as Stoner is able to just slide back in under the bottom ropes, certainly giving everyone a scare. The fans begin to countdown once more and the next person to enter is…PYRONUS SOURIA!! With a load of mayhem happening in the ring already, a running Pyro is just gonna add to the mix. Not afraid to go after anyone, Pyro heads straight for Father Sanguine, the former World Champion and cracks him hard in the back. Gaining himself an advantage over Sanguine Pyro opts to just keep on punching until Sanguine is down to one knee and now he turns, charging right at Espio and just dropping him with a hard boot to the face. Picking his spots carefully, Pyro now starts to stomp away at Stoner in the corner, preventing him from getting up and inflicting more damage onto him. Licking his chops, Pyro sees his first elimination in the form of Christine Valentine who is lurking dangerously near the ropes so Pyro charges at her, but Christine set him up and ducks now, lowbridging the top ropes and sending Pyro out! PYRONUS IS ELIMINATED!!!

As one more leaves, another arrives, right on 'cue' some might say, its MR. BROADWAY!! Playing to the crowd as he enters, its pretty much a case of 'take your pick' for Broadway as everyone in the ring is preoccupied and again, desperate to make a name for himself, Broadway goes for a big name in Ace Borger, hammering him on the back just as it looked as though Borger had Masahide eliminated. Quiet relentless in his attack, Broadway hammers at the neck and back of Ace, getting him down to the mat.

Bobby: (sings):
The ring's is alive, with'a Mister Broadway!

Frank:
You really gonna push me again?

Bobby:
What you laughin' at Hugh? Ain't ya gonna stick up for ya partner?

Hugh:
You've made your bed Bobby.

Broadway seems to be having a fun old time just unleashing shot after shot on a defenceless Borger until Ace gets a helping hand from Stoner, who now gives Broadway a taste of his own medicine. Sending him down to the mat with one hard shot. Scylla sees Borger is hurting, these two have their past and Scylla jumps at the chance to damage Ace, planting him with a DDT. In the corner, we have Masahide and Christine Valentine making quite the unit as they take it in turns at stomping on the floored Father Sanguine until Scylla now comes over and hits a forearm strike to Christine, now Scylla attempts to lift Christine over the top ropes, but she's not coming off the ground and seems quite secure where she is. Another entrant is about to enter the fray in the form of JAMAL ALVANDI!!

Into the ring gets Alvandi and he sees the two ladies struggling to eliminate one another, in his attempt to make a statement he charges at the girls, but momentarily they get onto the same page, both lowering their heads and together they're able to hoist Jamal out of the ring and to the floor! JAMAL ALVANDI IS ELIMINATED!!! The team of Evelyn and Christine didn't last long though, as Scylla turns back to Christine, kneeing her in the stomach and throwing her back into the corner. Back in another corner it seems like Father Sanguine has a second wind as he unloads on Stoner with right, after right, after right, but Stoner now reverses it to start throwing a few knife-edge chops the way of Sanguine, who reverses it again and smashes Stoner's face into the turnbuckle pad. In the middle of the ring, Espio Irish whips Ace Borger, who comes back at him with a flying shoulderblock, taking Espio out and as soon as Ace is back up, he picks up Espio and launches him over the top to the floor! ESPIO IS ELIMINATED!!! Ace now spins around and lets out a huge roar, the man means business.

Hugh:
I like Ace Borger.

Alex:
I like your Mom...go on, do something, I dare ya!

The camera pans out to a full shot of the ring and here we have: Scylla and Christine Valentine both trying to eliminate one another in the corner, Stoner and Father Sanguine both still going at it shot for shot, then Mr. Broadway and Masahide both double teaming Ace Borger, with Ace perched on the top turnbuckle but with his arm wrapped around the post, he ain't going anywhere and we reach number 20 already: QUENTIN BARNES is now about to enter the frey. Obviously a little fatigued from his earlier match still, Barnes takes his time coming down the entrance ramp, not to the greatest reception in the World either it must be said. Quentin lands a hard right first of all to both Broadway and Masahide, knocking them both down and then he just lands a right on Ace Borger for the fun of it. He now hits an elbow to Sanguine, knocking him down also and gets Stoner in a front headlock, punching and then kneeing away at the face of Stoner, almost at will as Stoner firstly struggles to cope with it, until he lifts Quentin, dropping him backwards, face first onto the turnbuckle pad.

We catch a close-up now of Masahide choking the hell out of Mr. Broadway, who's hanging out of the ring almost, although he didn't go over the top ropes. Broadway resorts to eye raking to break Masahide's grip, but you gotta do what you can to survive in the Rumble. As the camera returns to a shot of the whole ring we see Christine explode out of the corner, taking Scylla down with a hard spear which might have knocked the wind out of her also. 5..4..3..2..1..EFFIN ROX!! Effin draws 21 and after pushing Edward Laurent to the limit on Blackout, he must be confident as he lightly jogs to the ring. In he gets and right away Broadway recieves a European Uppercut from the man. One more European Uppercut to Broadway has him staggering around the ring and a third one is enough to drop Broadway down to his ass. Instead of going for everyone, Effin concerntrates on the one person as he now hits a modified back suplex on Broadway.

Frank:
Showdown, say hello to our Cruiserweight Champion.

Up gets Effin and it's almost as if he and Ace Borger have some form of an understanding as they switch opponents, Effin goes to stomp on Masahide in the corner and Ace comes into the middle of the ring to focus on Broadway. Fists and boots are being thrown everywhere in the ring and Christine has her boot placed firmly in the throat of Quentin, trying to choke the hell out of him. Time flies when your having fun and this is evident at number 22 comes out...FERVOR FALLS!! The adrenaline is pumping in this young man as he starts to unload on whoever's closest to him, unfortunately for Ace Borger, that would be him. Falls starts to go mental on Ace, booting, punching, kneeing and headbutting, doing whatever comes to mind as Ace Borger crumbles to the mat. He now switches focus onto Effin Rox as he tries powering Effin out of the ring, but Effin is trying to go dead weight, if Effin goes, Falls will be going with him. Both athletes, extremely strong-willed, do their all to eliminate the other, thing is, this gives Father Sanguine a chance to capitalise as he comes running over, Falls with the left arm and Effin with the right and with all the strength he has, he's able to dump both over the top! EFFIN ROX AND FERVOR FALLS ARE ELIMINATED!!! Father Sanguine turns around and dusts his hands off as Effin beats the mat in frustration, he expected much better of himse-BOOM! Falls just levelled Effin in the back of the head, declaring it was his fault they both got eliminated before making his way back.

Confidence amongst the stars in the ring must be high, everyone in the ring believes they have a legitimate chance of winning this thing. Up into the air goes Stoner again, which attracts numerous screams, but Barnes isn't able to force the athletic Stoner right over the ropes as he hangs on for dear life here. DUANE ANTHONY is revealed as number 23, another man desperate to make a statement as he sprints into the ring, sliding in under the bottom ropes. He comes running at Christine Valentine, who again just side-steps him and brings the top rope down, letting Anthony crash out with a thud! DUANE ANTHONY IS ELIMINATED!!! Christine looks at Anthony on the floor, shaking her head at him for his rookie mistake...but turning her back in a Royal Rumble is a mistake in itself as Scylla eventually gets the last laugh, forcing Christine Valentine over the top! CHRISTINE VALENTINE IS ELIMINATED!!! For her debut, Christine did pretty damn well and the fans, mostly the guys, recognise that, as they applaud her efforts on her way to the back.

Bobby:
Awww mang! I liked the girl-on-girl action.

Frank:
That's the closest you'll get to any action.

Bobby:
Says you? At least we have hot chicks on Showdown, what d'you guys got huh?

Frank:
You will feel the **** slap soon Bob and believe me when I tell ya you ain't gonna like it son.

The Big guy Vladimir Dostoevsky is next out, drawing number 24 in a Rumble that's flown by. Waving his flag as he walks down to the ring he seems to have more interested in promoting his Country than winning the Royal Rumble. Into the ring he climbs, flag still in hand as the Rumble match grinds to a screetching halt, every eye fixes on this guy. He looks around the ring, shouting at everyone in his native tongue until Stoner decides F-This! Stunner!! Stoner blasted him with his finisher as Masahide, Quentin Barnes and Mr. Broadway all start to stomp away at the guy, he's done already but it's time for everyone to put their differences aside for a couple more seconds to have fun and teach this guy a lesson. Sanguine's turn next as he brings Vladimir up to his feet...Aiza'shal!! It's quiet possible Vladimir knows not where he is now as he is lifted up by numerous superstars, getting him into the perfect position for Ace Borger and his Dying Tired!! A perfect name for how Vladimir is feeling and now Scylla gets him in the Redemption Lock!! Determined to snap a bone, her wish doesn't come true as she releases the hold, but Vladimir is definately gonna be bruised and battered for a while as every wrestler contributes in lifting him high up and dropping him out of the ring! VLADIMIR DOSTOEVSKY IS ELIMINATED!!! And in a whole lotta pain.

It's time for the next entrant and here comes CHIP HORTON, who makes an urgent rush for the ring, but unlike others, he doesn't aimlessly charge around the ring, he's calculated and waits for openings, which is why Masahide feels a huge DDT and then Father Sanguine is planted with the BSE!! Chip seems to be getting a little excited, but is able to contain himself as he now focuses on Scylla, trying to eliminate her from the match but she, like plenty, manages to utilize the ropes to her advantage. Back on the opposite side of the ring, Stoner and Masahide seem to have found each other again, but this time they have a common enemy in a grounded Quentin Barnes, whom they both work over, leaving Sanguine, Broadway and Ace slugging it out amongst themselves.

With so many big names left, the clock counts down 5..4..3..2..1..E.E. FAULK!! Last year's Royal Rumble winner gets number 26 and that number, along with the fact that he won it last year, must make him a favourite in anyone's book. "A man on a mission" best describes double "E" as he comes into the ring and decides that Chip Horton is his first port of call, seeing as Chip is fresh he wants to hurt him. Faulk hits him with rights, lefts and chops all over his body, really doing on number on him and a dropkick is enough to send Chip down. Faulk is like a house on fire, Barnes is standing behind him, crouched down and hoping to put out that fire as Barnes goes to clothesline Faulk over, but Faulk ducks, spins around a Superkicks the hell outta Quentin Barnes, sending him all the way over the top infact! QUENTIN BARNES IS ELIMINATED!! Faulk encourages the crowd to get behind him, which they do, of course they do, he's E.E. Faulk, Faulk turns around...Kimi Ga Yo!! Masahide just stopped Faulk right away, dropping him with his finisher as the fans go quiet.

Hugh:
What a scoop for Showdown, this Masahide is a very well-oiled machine.

Alex:
Oh will you shut the...y'know what? I'm not even gonna say it.

This guy's reputation can do nothing but grow, now Masahide walks into a kick, followed by Powerbomb by another rising star, Mr. Broadway. But now Broadway turns around into a swinging neckbreaker from Ace Borger, who's the only man on his feet at the moment, time to meet the next entrant who is...ADAM MAJORS!! Majors has returned to the UWE, as the titantron quickly shows a clip of what happened backstage with Majors attacking Orion, "I'll take that" he can be heard saying, with regards to Orion's Rumble number. Back to the live action and Majors heads straight for Faulk, these two guys have a past as they trade blows with one another, but neither can get the upperhand as Borger cracks Majors in the head, then hits an Uppercut to Faulk, which has Faulk grounded whilst Borger concerntrates on Majors now. Father Sanguine elects to beat on the downed Faulk, Chip and Broadway both jockey for position too as they're both trying to eliminated one another.

Neither guy is successful and both decide to let go of one another, Broadway going to scrap with Stoner and Chip going to beat on Scylla. KENJI MOORI is number 28 and the mysterious slowly steps towards the ring. Meanwhile, Mr. Broadway goes to Irish whip Stoner into Chip, but Stoner reverses and sends Broadway into Chip, but Horton flips him up and over the top ropes, but not to the floor! Broadway now grabs Chip around the neck and pulls, and pulls and eventually manages to pull Chip all the way over to the apron and this results in both guys falling to the floor! CHIP HORTON AND MR. BROADWAY ARE ELIMINATED!!! Into the ring gets Kenji and with the shuffle of his feet, he belts Ace Borger with a Roundhouse Kick, he'd love to eliminate Borger here in this one. Now a jumping back kick to Adam Majors is enough to send him scurrying, all the way into the ropes and the guy is so off-balance his upperbody seems to just go right over the top, as Majors, disappointingly for him, hits the floor! ADAM MAJORS IS ELIMINATED!!! Kenji now strikes a martial arts pose as he looks at Faulk, who strikes one back at it seems like these two are gonna go at it here.

The two men circle the ring, just trying to suss one another out, looking likely to have some sort of martial arts fight...but that idea ends in a hurry as Scylla tackles Faulk to the ground, then Masahide comes at Kenji, levelling him in the face, talking of face, Sanguine is getting his stomped on repeatedly by Stoner. ALLEN MARROW enters the Rumble at number 29, the luck of the draw brings great fortune to Marrow as he draws a great number. Marrow is now in the ring and as he has been for many, Ace Borger is his focus as Marrow basically gores the **** outta him, JIHAD!! Ace is holding his ribs tightly, he doesn't know what internal damage could be done as the crowd gasp "Ohhhh" they respond, looking at a broken man in Borger who lies on the floor.

Frank:
That's Blackout, that's what we bring! You keep you're bitches, we got Allen Motherfuckin' Marrow!

Hugh:
I'm not denying that wasn't impressive, I still think Showdown has the better chance here though.

Most atheletes here are exhausted and as the clock for number 30 winds down, they know who it is about to come out and when ADAM DEMING walks from behind that curtain, nobodies surprised, but folks still give him the boos. The strut is that of a confident man as he climbs into the ring, it's between nine people now, only one person can headline Wrestlemania.

Frank:
Prediction time boys! Who's gonna win? I'm gonna say...a Blackout person!

Hugh:
On that note I'd say a Showdown person.

Bobby:
Never thought I'd say this, but Hugey's right.

Alex:
Boys, boys, boys. Showdown, will go down to Blackout, were the premiere show now.

Deming immediately gets on top of Ace in a mount position, this is perfect for him as he starts to unleash hell with a flurry of elbows and full on shots to Borger. Driven by hatred, Deming only wants to fight Ace, as is now stomping away at him in the corner, if it was up to Deming, Ace wouldn't even be around. Adam gets up and starts trash-talking to Borger "who do you think you are? Big mistake coming at me Borger, big mistake" but the mistake is mouthing off in a Rumble with eight other people around, someone's gonna take advantage and that someone is E.E. Faulk, who gets Deming and much to the surprise of all the fans, tosses him over! ADAM DEMING IS ELIMINATED!! Not happy at all, Kenji Moori now comes charging at Faulk, but Faulk throws Kenji over the top, only for Kenji to land on the apron! Kenji looks up, but gets two knees to his face from Faulk, sending him down to the mat to join Deming! KENJI MOORI IS ELIMINATED!!! The Rumble is now down to 7.

Turning around, Faulk is grabbed by Sanguine and manhandled into the corner, where Sanguine starts unloading with knife-edge chops, each of which is greeted with a "WOO!" Stoner and Scylla, who are both exhausted having started this thing, turn to look at each other again, both with a deep breathe each, they don't hold back and this results in Stoner trying desperately to eliminate Scylla, but she's hanging on pretty well. This leaves Allen Marrow and Masahide left as they both start to trade blows in the middle of the ring, just as it seems like Masahide is getting the upperhand, Marrow knees him in the stomach and sets Masahide up for a piledriver...but Masahide reverses and back bodydrops Allen Marrow, who's quite weary as he gets back to his-clothesline! ALLEN MARROW IS ELIMINATED!!! Borger sprung up from outta nowhere and dashed at Marrow, clotheslining him out of this one.

Alex:
I gotta admit, thing's ain't looking good for Blacko-what the hell is Marrow doing?

Not impressed with his elimination, Allen Marrow drags Ace Borger out from underneath the ring, throwing him into the steel steps, shoulder first. Marrow now looks underneath the ring and for some reason, finds a 40oz. bottle! SMMAAASSSSHHHHH!!!!!! Ace Borger just got bottled as his face drips with blood instantly, he's sprawled out on the steel steps as officials manage to remove an irate Allen Marrow, who's more than likely dashed the dreams of Ace Borger. Back in the ring, Masahide takes down Faulk with a lariat, then does the same to Sanguine, he tries this on Scylla, but Scylla ducks and then wisely makes a grab for his mask, she isn't able to remove it, but it temporarily renders Masahide unable to see, just enough time for Stoner to capitalise! MASAHIDE IS ELIMINATED!!! Some may say Stoner stole that elimination and Scylla ain't happy about it, she dropkicks Stoner to the floor, but then is on the receiving end of a hard clothesline from Father Sanguine!

Sanguine gets up to his feet and tosses Scylla over-FEET DON'T TOUCH! As Scylla is able to land on the apron, she now slides back into the ring under the bottom ropes and through the legs Sanguine, who spins around to find himself clotheslined the hell out of this match by Faulk! FATHER SANGUINE IS ELIMINATED!!! Sanguine goes flying into the barricades and is clearly disappointed he's out, but it was a great return.

Hugh:
Good return for Sanguine and I must say, whatever brand scoops him up, they'll be lucky!

Stoner now stands in one corner, Faulk another and Scylla another and the three exchange glances between one another. Out of the corner of her eyes, Scylla sees Ace Borger, valient until the end, trying desperately to get back into this one, but the fact that he can barely stand still is an indication that he's done and Scylla almost does him a favour by eliminating him, putting Borger out of his misery as he falls! ACE BORGER IS ELIMINATED!!! But with Scylla practically leaning over the ropes, Faulk creeps up and tries to eliminate her, she has one solid hand on the ring apron-LOOK AT STONER! Stoner comes up behind Faulk and dumps him out, some fans boo, some cheer! E.E. FAULK IS ELIMINATED!!! Stoner shrugs his shoulders at Faulk, who accepts that it's every man for himself, he even touches hands with Stoner as we have our final two: Scylla and Stoner.

Hugh:
I think this is amazing that these two started and these two finish. Over an hour in the Rumble for both, they must be exhausted.

Frank:
Gotta give credit where credits due, whoever wins this one deserves it.

Faulk now heads to the back, to a standing ovation, tonight just wasn't his night. Both wrestlers trade shots, Stoner takes the advantage and Irish whips Scylla into the turnbuckle. Stoner comes charging in, but eats a boot from Scylla, who now walks out towards Stoner, only this time for Stoner to catch Scylla off guard, a kick to the stomach from Stoner...Spanker Danker Pickle! Stoner now gets ready for the STUNNER, he kicks Scylla in the gut, only for Scylla to push Stoner forward, Stoner uses this momentum to run up the ropes, going for a whisper in the wind...but Scylla pushes Stoner-STONER SURVIVES! In mid-air he hooks onto the ring post at the last second, the pain that caused has Stoner standing behind the ring post, left foot on one side of the apron and right foot on the other side, Scylla runs now and does a sliding dropkick, connecting with both feet of Stoner and sending him off!! STONER IS ELIMINATED!!! SHE'S DONE IT, SCYLLA HAS DONE IT!!!!!

Dropping to her knees in victory, Scylla cannot believe the odds she's overcome to win this Royal Rumble. A courageous journey from Stoner fell just short and Scylla burst into tears, overwhelmed with emotion as fireworks begin to fly inside the arena.

Schumacher: Here is your winner...Scylla!

Respect is being shown for the first female EVER to win a Royal Rumble match, posing at the turnbuckle, Scylla points to the Wrestlemania sign as UWE fades to a Wrestlemania commercial.